Classic Chesterfield chant
If i has the wings of an angel, If i had the ass of a crow, I'll fly over Mansfield tommorow and sh*t on the bas*ards below, Sh*t on, Sh*t on, Sh*t on the bas*ards below, below...
You Don't Know What Yer Doing Chant
Sung to referee's when they dont know what they are doing (Ed: Send it to yer boss)